Rachel, the perverse poet

LOOKIE HERE!!

Thu, 03 Feb 2005 00:01:22 GMT

my beautiful brand new 2005 mitsubishi eclipse !!! hehe ;)

answer this...

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 23:03:53 GMT

stolen from ginnyseta :)

If you and I were alone in a room right now, what would we be doing?

Now post this in YOUR LJ, and see what people wanna do with you.

just a lil joke for ya...

Mon, 29 Mar 2004 00:45:58 GMT

thanx Dez..lol...

so there is a lady and she goes to her doctor and says " Doc, i wanna get an operation, u kno, down there". so the doctor asked why and she replies " because i think my lips are too big". so the doctor decides its ok but the lady is embarassed about anyone finding out so the doctor tells her that it was an easy procedure , she'd be out of there in a day and no one would have to know.

so the next day she had the operation and when she woke up she saw that she had recieved 3 roses by her bed. very confused and angry she asked the doctor " what are they doing here? i thought u said no one would find out?!" and he replied " well one rose is from me because i felt bad no one came to visit u. the second one is from the nurse who assisted in the operation because she had the same one done and can relate." then he paused and she asked "what about the third?". "well..." the doctor said " that one is from the guy down the hall, he thanks you for his new ears."

HAHAHA i love that joke..lol =D

dedicated...

Sun, 28 Mar 2004 22:37:40 GMT

"..contrary to what they may say, distance is not for the fearful, it is for the bold. It's for those who are willing to spend a lot of time alone in exchange for a little time with the one they love. It's for those knowing a good thing when they see it, even if they dont see it nearly enough..."

<3 Rachel

Sat, 28 Feb 2004 00:37:17 GMT

♥Rachel and ♥Frank

Are rumoured to have conceived one e-girl.
Love to share their hearts when permitted.
Defy the predictions and proclamations of any online toy.

Orchestrated by ianiceboy

yea whatever...

Fri, 20 Feb 2004 02:54:53 GMT

with every day that goes by i realize even more how much of a failure i really am. it's not that i'm discouraged as you might think, it's that i have finally realized the truth. maybe they are right and i won't amount to anything.

'Twas The Night Before Christmas, Italian Style:

Fri, 19 Dec 2003 22:49:00 GMT

'Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not
a creature was strirrin', Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla.

When up on da roof I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window, To scream, "YO! Keep it down!"

When what to my Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs, And eight friggin' reindeer!

Wit' slicked back black hair, And a silk red suit,
Don Christopher wuz
here, And he brought all da loot!

Wit' a slap to dare snouts, And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted, And he called dem by name

"Yo Tony, Yo Frankie, Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie, Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!"

As I drew out my gun, And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda, And slapped me 'side da head.

"What da hell you doin', Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal, You friggin' moron!"

Den pointin' a fat finga, Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring, And up da
chimney he rose.

He sprang to his sleigh, Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew, Before he troo dem a beatin'.

Den I heard him yell out, What I did least expect,
"Merry Christmas to all, Yous better show some respect!"

snow? pro or con?

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 23:34:11 GMT

ok so what do you guys think? think we'll have school or not? i really hope not! AHHH! snow is only good for that reason and if we do have school, i'll hate snow even more than i already do!

just a lil amusement ...

Sun, 14 Dec 2003 04:07:39 GMT

1. What's the Cuban national anthem? ...
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? ...
A different bar.

3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby? ...
They named him "Sum Ting Wong."

4. What would you call it when an Italian has one arm
shorter than the other? ...
A speech impediment.

5. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office
is flying at half-mast? ...
They're hiring.

6. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
...
Because they're not going to work in the future
either.

7. What do you call an Arkansas farmer with a sheep
under each arm? ...
A pimp.

8. Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck
schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays, and
Fridays? ...
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses
it.

9. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a
northern zoo? ...
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the
front of the cage, along with a recipe.

10. How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to
say the F word? ...
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell
*BINGO*!

11. What's the difference between a northern fairytale
and a southern fairytale? ...
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A
southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe
this shit..."

12. My, my, how times have changed. Years ago, when
100 white men chased 1 black man, we called it the Ku
Klux Klan. ...
Today they call it the PGA TOUR.

13. Why is there no Disneyland in China? ...
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Jersey Girls rule lol....

Wed, 10 Dec 2003 02:30:40 GMT

"Boston girls are pretty, New York girls are smart, but it takes a Jersey girl to win a fella's heart. Florida girls are tan, Chicago girls got flow, but when you want the best lookin' girl, Jersey's where you gotta go. California girls are wild, Texas girls are fun, but a Jersey girl is a Jersey-girl, come on they're #1. To any man who reads this and truly wants to know, if you have a Jersey girl, you should never let her go."

on the phone with someone special..hehe ( just thought i'd put that in here cuz he'll be reading it )

songs with my name ...

Sat, 06 Dec 2003 01:41:46 GMT

My Turn (Rachel) - Punchline

You stop me with your brown eyes, I just don't know what to do.
I should just face the facts- I have a crush on you.
I wanna take you away, find the right things to say
and make you feel the same- and make you scream my name.
But I don't have a clue of just what to do.
Could you please help me out. I wanna make you shout.
But you will never know to what lengths
I'll go for me to make you mine;
I have all these feelings inside.
You and I should get away to our special place.
I don't want to talk on the phone anymore.
I wanna see your face.
Rachel, this is the last time.
I want to give you chills, the kind that I feel.
I think the world can see that you were meant for me.
There's nothing I won't do to be right next to you.
I want to hold your hand and make you understand

The Lady Rachel - Kevin Ayers

She climbs up the stairs by the light of a candle
Then the door with no handle is closing behind her again
She places the light on a chair by the window
Says a prayer while the wind blows
And then in her bed clothes she hides
Now she's safe from the darkness
She's safe from its clutch
Now nothing can harm her
At least not very much
What will you dream of tonight Lady Rachel?
What will you dream of tonight?
Who will you dream of tonight Lady Rachel?
Who will you dream of tonight?
She climbs up a hill and is handed a parcel
Then she unwraps the parcel
And discovers a castle inside
The draw bridge is open
And a voice from the water
Says “Welcome my daughter'
"We’ve all been expecting you to come"
She climbs up the stairs with the light of a candle
Then the door with no handle is closing behind her again
Now she's safe from the darkness
She's safe from it's clutch
Now nothing can harm her
At least not very much
What will you dream of tonight Lady Rachel?
What will you dream of tonight?
Who will you dream of tonight Lady Rachel?
What will you dream of tonight?
Who will you dream of tonight Lady Rachel?
What will you dream of tonight?

Rachel - Reid Genauer

Rachel was a woman she was sensitive and warm
She had flaxen hair and rhythm in her boots
When she moved, the room it grooved
People came and stared, woman laughed and children scrambled at her feet
Roll me over and you pick me up again and
She spoke it out with eloquence and grace
Roll me over and you picked me up again and
The evening came and carried her away
Twilight, Twilight, Twilight,
Twilight come and twilight gone
And she moved as thought she never would again
My oh my and side to side
You know she moved so smooth and oh that girl could dance
My Oh my and side to side
You know she moved so smooth and oh that girl could dance
Roll me over and you pick me up again and
She spoke it out with eloquence and grace
Roll me over and you picked me up again and
The evening came and carried her away
Jason was a gentle man
His hair was dark and course
He spoke in tones of wisdom old and true
When he spoke the laughter broke
And people gathered round
Said mister tell me won’t you tell me what you know
He said
Only only all I know is what I’ve seen
Only only what I’ve seen
Only only all I know is what I’ve seen
And the evening came and carried him away
Well his words were few and chosen
And his eyes were dark and strong
And his whiskey like his words they seem to go
He said behold before you stands a man
I want to live my life and find a wife so kind
He said behold before you stands a man
I want to live my life and find a wife so kind
Only only all I know is what I’ve seen
Only only what I’ve seen
Only only all I know is what I’ve seen
And the evening came and carried him away
So he gathered up his courage
and he asked her for a dance
He said I beg you mam’ I beg you for this dance
Well it seemed to work cause she seemed to smirk
And she took his and and led him to through the crowd.
Then he held her tight cause it just seemed right
And he kissed that girl he kissed her sweet and true.
Then he held her tight cause it just seemed right
And he kissed that girl he kissed her sweet and true.
Someone told me that love’s a simple thing
Take my song and take my word
Only only all I know is what I heard
And the evening came and carried him away
And the evening came and carried her away
And the evening came and carried them away

Take Him Back Rachel – Basia

Take him back Rachel
It's time to stop lying
When he looks at me he's dreaming of your eyes
Don't be hard Rachel
There is no denying
He was never truly happy in my arms

Take him back, oh take him back Rachel

Ignore what people say and listen to your heart
Someone up there knows it is only your silly pride
Maybe that's the best thing that ever happened to you
Sail against the wind
Against the tide
Don't say it's not right
Take him back

Take him back Rachel
He is pining for you
Just a mention of your name
His heart flutters
Don't waste time Rachel
Sure you know too
That being with him is the only thing that matters

LITTLE RACHEL - Eric Clapton

You don't need no high I.Q.
To get right down and sing the blues.
If you're down, here's what to do;
Me and my guitar will sing for you.

Oh, little Rachel, oh.
Oh, little Rachel, oh.
Oh, little Rachel, oh.
Oh, little Rachel, oh.

I got a box and an old whisk broom.
We gonna rock around the room.
When my guitar plays this tune,
We gonna dance to the light of the moon.

Chorus

What you feel, that ain't no jive.
The get down sound makes you feel alive.

Chorus

Push it, little Rachel, push it.
Push it, little Rachel, push it.

Pull it, little Rachel, pull it.
Pull it, little Rachel, pull it.

Rachel - Ben fold five

Hey wait, that's, ah, Joe
and that's Leo.
And your name is? Rachel.

Rachel, how are you?
Joe and Leo say, "hello"
[yes, they do]
they love you, Rachel
[oh, they love you]
they just want you
to have a good time

Rachel, they love you
as you can see,
Come out here Joe,
come on out.
Joseph loves you
[oh, it's true]

he's gonna love you in a good way,
he's gonna love you in a good way, Rachel
good way,
good way,
good way

That's right.
You feel good.
These people feel good.
Ah, it's catching on,
it's catching on!
Yeah, it is!

everybody's got that good feeling
my girl Rachel's
got you rockin' and reelin'
Ben Folds on the piano,
reelin' and dealin'
Darren Jessee behind the drums
thinks that she's got that good god feeling

Rachel, one more time.
Rachel, one more time.
Rachel, two times.
One more time.
That is so good.

Ya'll, what's your name standing beside Rachel?
Heidi? Holly.
Whatcha got Holly?
Now, come on, loud as it gets.

Rachel – Marie Claire D’Ubalbo

Rachel, you never wear tights
Rachel, you're fighting for your rights
nobody can take you seriously,
they say you're still too young
and Rachel, you would have liked to be a guy
But it's your life, it's your own disguise
and it's your right, it's your own way to fight
Rachel is having little fun
Rachel hardly ever smiles
nobody can understand what she carries in her mind
and Rachel is surrounded by a lie
But it's your life, it's your own disguise
and it's your right, it's your own way to fight
and it's your choice, not their voice
cause their pride won't let them learn
And Rachel, do it any way you like
cause you won't dare
if they try to change your style
they screamed you were wrong
now you don't wanna be
that silent soul anymore
Rachel is feeling all the time
that people would rather turn their backs
but it's her life, it's her right
there's little for real, she finally understands
And Rachel has found a little time to smile
cause now she knows better what it's all about
she feels strong, Rachel has a story of her own

lol...

Fri, 28 Nov 2003 03:19:31 GMT

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she
climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like
Santa to bring you for Christmas?"

The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and Action Man."

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I
thought Barbie comes with Ken."

"No," said the little girl. "She comes with Action Man, she
fakes it with Ken."

Top 10 Santa Pick-Up Lines ....

Tue, 25 Nov 2003 03:25:35 GMT

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the
small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that's what
the Mrs. calls it)

8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any
underwear, do you?

9. Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "naughty"
list!

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

lol

who doesn't like staring off the Christmas season with songs from Phoebe Buffet ?lol...

Sat, 22 Nov 2003 00:32:59 GMT

Suicide and a Snowman
I made a man with eyes of coal and a smile so bewitchin'.
How was I supposed to know that my mom was dead in the kitchen?

Happy Hannakah Monica
Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap
Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap
Said all you need is to write them a song
You haven't heard it yet so don't sing along don't sing aloooong
Monica, Monica Have a happy Hannakah
Saw Snata Claus , he said hello to Ross
Please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy.
Rachel and Chandler haverararraraandler

jokes....enjoy :)

Mon, 03 Nov 2003 03:27:44 GMT

Three dicks

There were 3 dicks standing on the corner. They were talking about how hard there lives are. The first dick said, "I have it the worst, my master plays with me all night." The second dick said, "No, I have it much worse than you, my master strokes me all night." The third dick says, "That's nothing, my master puts a plastic bag over my head, shoves me in a dark tunnel, and makes me do push ups until I puke."

Medium

The first time I went to a drug store to buy condoms, I was waited on by a beautiful young woman.

She asked what size I wanted and I said I wasn't sure. So she asked now big I was and I said, "Compared to what?"

She held up one finger and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up two fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm bigger than that."

Then she held up three fingers and asked if I was that big. I said, "I'm about that big."

She put the three fingers in her mouth and said, "You're a medium."

Sun, 02 Nov 2003 23:22:22 GMT

What Makes You Sexy? by eva71
Name/NickName
Gender
Sexy Body Part Is	Your Ass
Special Talents Are	Showing off

Created with quill18's MemeGen!

Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women ...

Mon, 27 Oct 2003 23:53:28 GMT

Thursday, October 2, 2003 Posted: 9:19 AM EDT (1319 GMT)

(AP) -- Women who perform the act of fellatio and swallow semen on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.

In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."

The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.

"Only with regular occurance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."

The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.

In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.

Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.

Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.

"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.

Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers. Also key seems to be the protein and enzyme count in the semen, but researchers are again waiting for more test data.

The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio and swallowed on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not or did not swallow. The group of women who had performed and swallowed had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.

"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."

(http://www.theillustrator.com/CNN.com-StudyNewstudyshows.htm)

hello all....

Tue, 21 Oct 2003 00:08:42 GMT

yea so this weekend was pretty eventful. even though we had an extra day, it seemed SO short grrr i hate that. well Friday i worked from 8 till 6.. thats right kiddies i got up at 7 on a day off from school, yes i just might be as stupid as i look..lol. after work i was SO tired that i fell asleep at like 10, yea i'm a loser..lol.

then on saturday i woke up again at 7 and went to work from 8 till about 1. after work, i went to the shoprite in my town with Ally to help her pick up some stuff. then after that i came home and about 15 minutes later my mom came home with the kids only to tell me that she was right by the shoprite doing this pumpkin painting thing which is also right next to my bank. so in the car we go back to that end of town and into the bank. i had to go deposit my paycheck and also withdraw money for this weekend. so after that we had to go get some food cuz my family was starving and yes i ate again even though i had 2 bagels at work, i'm so gross..lol and the most gross thing is it doesnt stop there. after going to wendys and gaining my 10th pound of the day, lol we went back home and i watched some tv with my sister and then had to get dressed and get ready for Ally's party. i got there and all my friends from work were already there and a bunch of ppl i didnt know. my friends from work told me i was a hot mama..lol apparently miniskirts are good. i was talking to a couple of ally's guy friends when she comes in and interrupts and says something about me being illegal. then they said.. WAIT! lol... how old ARE you? its not like i was lying or anything, they never asked so its not like i'm gonna be like hi my name is rachel and i'm 16..lol.so i made them guess. they admitted to thinking i was like 22 so that was wrong since ally said i was illegal and finally i just told them. they were so surprised it was really funny. so yea that nite was fun... chilled, laughed ALOT, and yes of course ate some more. then eventually ally took me home.

then sunday was suposed to be the day that me, mariel, and elizabeth would go to fright fest at 6 flags, but it didnt really work out that way. instead we just decided not to go and we went out later that nite instead. first we went to eat at hOOters. and no we dont go there for the girls..lol.. the food is good. then after that we went to TGI Fridays cuz we just HAD to have one of their amazing brownies, OMG it was so good! the waiter was pretty funny and cute and kept on flirting. apparently he liked my hat..lol. ( haha, mar and elizabeth... yea u didn't think i would do it, but yea i did..lol too funny ). after we left there we headed over to the movie theater and almost got run over crossing the street..lol. we went to see the school of rock. it was pretty funny.. "loosey goosey","you're a loser and i hate you", why are you taking whats MINEEEEE! " ..lol. so yea i think that was basically my weekend. when i got home last nite i had to do the hw i put off for last minute of course, i'm such a procrastinator. so yea i think thats all i have to talk about for now..

<3 Rachel

ps: what the fuck is going on with one acts ? lol

just something my friend sent me...

Fri, 17 Oct 2003 23:52:34 GMT

It`s been known for years that sex is good exercise,but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now, for the first time in the Western World, here are the true caloric benefits of sex.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With consent....................... 12 Calories
Without consent.................... 187 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASM:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining y u gt out of bed imed8ly....816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over.............................Death
DRESSING AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

random inspirational quote...

Wed, 15 Oct 2003 22:17:34 GMT

"Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."

Ps: human anatomy sucks like a 5 cent prostitute with no teeth in Vegas!!!

mother/daughter dinner ( though there were dads there)...

Fri, 10 Oct 2003 03:15:45 GMT

hehe tonight was so much fun. i thought it was gonna be really lame and that i was gonna wanna pull my hair out after 2 minutes but actually it was a blast. thanks to my buddies of course :). we always have so much fun together! haha memories. dude and that pic came out SO good! haha, why mar.. you have cleavage! lol good job! you had the cleavage, i had the junk in the trunk .. we are some sexy mama's..haha :: says in mar's funny voice:: yea and the food wasnt THAT bad.. it was ok. elizabeth: HYPOCRITE! lol btw, u are never ever allowed to make any more public displays of affection to ur mom ever again. oh yea and its great when u already don't think ur that attractive and then ur mom reaffirms it for u by saying one of ur best friends is much prettier.. it makes u feel all warm and tingy inside.lol

ahhh i'm so tired and i gotta get up at 7 for work so i better go...haha this lady at work is a pill popper , volume at that..lol.. its hilarious.. if i remember anything else about tonight, i'll post it in tomorrow

<3 Rachel

ps: feel better hun ;)

bored and taking pointless quizes

Thu, 09 Oct 2003 16:19:24 GMT

Your Far Out Fantasy Is Robot Sex!

A lover you custom mold would be heaven.

It won't happen now, but maybe in 2027.

A machine who will do it all night, and never drop.

A little weird, but at least a robot won't ask to be on top.

How to explore your fantasy:

- Watch lots of robot movies... alone! (Star Wars, Terminator, Short Circuit)

- Practice with a love doll (Joe and Jullian for boy lovers - Alicia and Cyberskin Chic for girl lovers)

- Play the Robot Sex Game

- Play with a Virtual Pornstar

What's Your Far Out Fantasy?

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You Will Have Sex With 2 People!

That's like one person, ever four years

Maybe it's true that everyone gets two true loves

Or maybe one true love and one screw up

For a girl, you're about average... for a guy, a little inactive

How Many People Will You Have Sex With?

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You Should Try the Lap Dance!

Cozy, touchy - and incredibly intense.

The guy sits on a comfortable chair or softa.

The girl stradles the guy, facing him.

The girl controls the pace - moving up and down.

The girl can support herself with her knees on the sofa.

She can also put her arms around the guy's neck.

For variation, the girl can face the other way.

This makes penetration even deeper!

What Sex Position Should You Try?

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You Are Dreamy Sexy!

Your sex appeal stems from your constant dreamlike state.

Not only do you think about fairy tales, you have the ways of a fairy princess.

You're sweet, soft manner attracts similarly dreamy guys

And your natural girly beauty lures all men in, so be discriminating!

What Kind of Sexy Are *You*?

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You Are Vaginal Sex!

Traditional, romantic, and very vanilla.

Otherwise known as:

Driving the beef bus to tuna town

Making the beast with two backs

A bit of the old in and out

Giving the monkey a banana

Riding the baloney pony

Vaginal bungee jumping

Carnal gymnastics

Knockin' boots

Shagging

What Type of Sex Are You?

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YAY!

Tue, 07 Oct 2003 16:12:38 GMT

HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY TO JEN!!!

now you're a grown up, wow thats weird..lol

<3 Rachel

Wed, 24 Sep 2003 16:02:07 GMT

i kno i haven't updated in a while and it's because i have nothing to say anymore. so until i decide how i feel or decide i have something that i would like to say to you all i prolly won't be updating

farewell ( until then )

<3 Rachel

don't even bother asking....

Sat, 06 Sep 2003 03:44:23 GMT

cuz no one gives a shit anyways...